found some really funny chelsea Q&A jokes Q: Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first? A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig? A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans? A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange? A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini? A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet? A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion? A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common? A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score? A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
Btw Chelsea SUCKS!
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name:Zachary Yap
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About me:I'm a boy (: liverpool and football are a part of my everyday life
